You don't have a clue what zoo your in,
Or what animals' cage you just shook.
I'm glad to say your safe, simple fool,
For time they wouldn't waste on you,
No matter what you say, no matter what you do.
Try holding your tongue a moment,
Use your brain first, simple fool; your disenchanting rant,
A scattered mass of yarn slipping off a spool.
No one really cares what your saying,
Your a couple of laughs in the evening,
Simple fool, join in; 'I am glad that your leaving'.
Let this be a lesson, simple fool, of a stranger's flattering kiss,
It does not mean you sleep together, it doesn't mean there yours;
You can't always get your way and you should never take the piss.