The Egg Theorem

If the world was as round as an egg,
Then would the poor have to beg,
And if they did not have to beg and plead,
Of charities; would we not need?
If the charities were obsolete,
Maybe we could all fly to Crete,
If we all got the same tan,
And the same look for every man,
Then one race we would be,
And all live in harmony.
Oh - if only; if only, I beg,
If only the world was as round as an egg!