Limerricks

There was an old woman from China,
Who always thought something behin' her,
She walked backwards from then-on,
But alas a cliff she was on,
That tragic old woman of China.

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There was an old man from China,
This old woman he used to dine her,
Until she fell from the cliff,
A drink he had: one ever so stiff,
And promptly wed the daughter o' a miner.

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There was a young lady from Saltburn,
And all her clothes she did burn,
The men would all cheer and whistle,
But she chased 'em of with a pis'ol,
That eccentric young lady from saltburn.

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There was a young lady from Korea,
She loved to drink lots of beer,
One night she got very drunk,
And ended up going home w' a skunk,
That stinky young lady from Korea.

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There was a quite rotund man by the name of Brown,
Who could easily be likend to that of a clown,
He made alot of promises that he could not keep,
Which hurt lots of families and left people t' weep,
That selfish Labour man by the name of Brown.

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There was an old man from Cancoon,
Whose head was the size of a baloon,
A strong wind came, And the man took flight,
The People said, "Oh - What a sight",
As the man floated up to the Moon.

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There was an old lady from Teeside,
She lived in a hut by the seaside,
Which was often engulfed by the hightide,
But her bed, the waves it did ride,
That sporty old lady from Teeside.

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There was a old man called Harry,
Who often thought he should marry,
One day on a walk, he wed a great stalk,
That now content old man called Harry.

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